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Good [01 Sep 2005|11:06pm]
I'm glad that Republicans were too blind to protect New Orleans. Now shit flows freely from their mouths through that Delta and everyone knows it's their fault.
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Unrequited Love [25 Aug 2005|04:08pm]
I have a crush on someone who won't talk to me.
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I hate Republicans [30 Dec 2004|12:23am]
And I hate shit. But I like Mike. Happy birthday, Mike. I'm sorry about the election.
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Bush [17 Dec 2004|01:14pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Q. If Bush could read, who would his favorite author be?

A. Edgar Allen Poo.

Timothy Noah wrote in this Slate article:
Do you remember the golden age of Republican antimaterialism? If you blinked, you missed it. It surfaced for a few months in 2000 in order to counteract Democratic presidential candidate Al Gore's inarguable claim that the economy had boomed during the Clinton years. Oh, sure, Republicans answered. But what doth it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Clinton had presided over the Internet boom, but he had also presided over oral sex from Monica Lewinsky. As candidate George W. Bush put it in a now-forgotten campaign slogan, the nation needed "prosperity with a purpose." At the 2000 Republican Convention, Bush warned that prosperity "can be a drug in our system�dulling our sense of urgency, of empathy, of duty." Hmm. Is that why, as president, he's given us so little of it? (Prosperity, I mean, not oral sex.)
I assure you, Mr. Noah, that he has given no oral sex either. Laura Bush is left with only the comfort of the many cable stations that the taxpayers provide the White House.
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taken from dukewhite [01 Dec 2004|12:28pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Guess who you are.
Guess as many times as you want.
As you get them right, I'll cross them out
(If you are on my friends list, then you are on here, so none of that, "I don't think I'm on there." You are.)

1. You're pretty and funny and you have correct political opinions.
2. We used to live together. I enjoyed it.
3. We used to live together and I hated it. You are very weird.
4. I don't think it's funny at all that you made a journal just to mock me.
5. I don't know you. You seem all right I guess.
6. We met 5 years ago now. I can't believe it's been that long. We never hang out but I'd like to.
7. The night we met was a strange and wonderful one.
8. Same as 7.
9. We have lots of similar interests. I look up to you.
10. I don't know who you are. Oh, now I remember. I hate you. You're a fecal-faced disaser.

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At last! [02 Nov 2004|05:24am]
Soon the gwb_feed will be dead. I can return to my life of restful peace.

I hate Bush the most. I hate 3rd party candidates the second most. I hate "shit" used as a non-fecal noun somewhere between the most and the second most.
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Wrong [01 Nov 2004|03:21am]
"I do not need to explain why I say things. � That's the interesting thing about being the President. � Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation." -Bush

Wrong, motherfucker. Even if your weak staff kisses your ass and laps up your runny shit as it oozes out of your desphinctered bunghole, you have to answer to God.
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a news item [23 Oct 2004|03:22pm]
[ mood | informed ]

Reuters - A foreign dignitary was visiting the White House. Having to use the facilities, he asked the Chief of Staff "Hey, where's the shitter?"

"He's in the Oval Office," he replied.

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a new icon [20 Oct 2004|04:43am]
[ mood | curious ]

I need a new icon. The old one was serene. I am in a constant rage. What should I make my icon? I looked up "smiting" on Google images, but I couldn't find a thing.

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TVs [16 Oct 2004|05:31am]
At Best Buy, we are not going to sell any more $1,000+ Sony TVs. We don't want Mike to have to work in a factory any longer.
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I might quit my job. [09 Oct 2004|03:25am]
My great uncle on my dad's side died. He left me a shitload of money. He made his millions by being paid by the government not to farm.
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An important announcement [25 Sep 2004|05:18am]
I'm going to vote for John Kerry on November 2.

You should too. But if you're not going to vote for Kerry on November 2, at least vote for Bush on November 5. Republicans and Democrats vote at different times this year. Bush changed the rules so that he can see how many votes Kerry gets and Republicans can see whether it's that important for them to show up and vote. Completely unfair, and completely typical of him. So anyway, you should at least vote.

Democrats - November 2.
Republicans - November 5.
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A message from above [05 Sep 2004|04:07am]
[ mood | optimistic ]

This afternoon I looked up into the sky and the clouds seem to spell out "This is God and I hate the GOP." This is in line with what the Bible says.

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It's been awhile [12 Aug 2004|05:03pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I've been having some fun at the gwb_feed. Other than that, I've been working a lot, saving money, and having roommate troubles.

The other day a guy crashed his car into the building next door to me. I laughed when I saw that his bumper sticker said "4 more in 04." He died!

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:-( [09 Jul 2004|03:13am]
[ mood | devastated AND destroyed ]

It is tragic that David Bowie has passed on.

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Update [20 Jun 2004|01:58am]
[ mood | anxious ]

I miss sex. I just whacked off to a Bowie bootleg and it's not the same.

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Realization. [13 Apr 2004|09:08pm]
[ mood | calm ]

Today it was raning and I looked around and realized that there are other people who are just as important as I am. Sometimes they, too, might have realizations!

I really feel happy when I express myself in my journal. I hope you don't think I'm trying to be too deep.

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Priorities [09 Feb 2004|06:42pm]
[ mood | artistic ]

I was offered a full time job, but I am going to work at Rite Aid because I'm an artist.

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YAY! [09 Feb 2004|12:15am]
[ mood | amused ]

I have a girlfriend now. She let me put my cock inside of her plenty of times. It was good, if I may say so myself. The only bad thing is now I can't have sex with anyone else, that and I have less time to watch DVDs.

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ebay [01 Feb 2004|03:53pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

I have decided to put all of the DVDs that I own but do not like on ebay. Here is a partial list of what I am selling. I am only naming the DVDs that begin with "St" for now.

St. Elmo's Fire
St. Ives
St. Louis Blues
Stand and Deliver
Star Trek (entire box set!)
Star Wars (all)
Steel Magnolias
Stoned Age, The
Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
Straight Talk
Strangers on a Train
Streetcar Named Desire

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